When you read emails, do you read them in your voice or do you try to read them in an imagined voice of the author? I mean this as when you read them in you head (not out loud). Cuz when i'm writing this i'm saying it in my head in my voice, so if you read it in my voice then thats pretty much ESP, right? Man I'm smart! I just invented Extra Sensorial Perception, or reading-emails-in-author's-voice syndrome. which would be REIAV's I guess. By the way, "Sensorial" is not a word. I made it up. But come to think of it, aren't all words made up at some point in time? So when people claim a word is real, is that just because Webster said so? And who cares what some double-minority midget-black guy thinks anyway? 2 wrongs don't make a right! And 2 minorities don't make a dictionary!
Why do people indent? As in the 5 spaces or whatever at the beginning of each paragraph or tab if you're lazy like me. I didn't indent on this email and i think it reads just fine.
And why do we need to capitalize "I" - i ? Its not my name so i don't get it. All it is, is an extra reach for my pinky as I type. See, i just did it! Wasted effort is what that was! If we could not capitalize the stupid little i's anymore and bottle up all that energy, we could solve California's power problems. Now if we could just get rid of backspace we might be able develop a new fossil fuel and make those damn gas prices go back down. Don't ask for that one in a flowchart, just trust me that it connects.
Ok, now i'm gonna turn my little genius switch back off & get some sleep. later tater
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And 2 minorities don't make a dictionary!
I laughed so hard at that part...your emails like this have always gotten me laughing pretty hard..I love it!!
I actually laugh at that part too every time i read it, lol.
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