I was working on this blog when my computer decided to go into a coma. I find it amusing that Loss was the topic when the technology department checked out. At first it was a real dookie sprayer but then I began to see and feel the light of being non attached having had all my contacts tossed out into the universe of forgotten passwords and recycled address books burned like the bras contained within them. Again, my cursive is stoked to be getting so much attention.
But now I am home and it feels like no time has passed. My dogs love me as if I'd never betrayed them with my absence. It kind of feels like I just ran to the store, but while I was out, Bushwalla's corn got really tall, Dan Sharp grew a beard, the car tires went bald, and the dogs now have giant heads and need shots.
THINGS I LOST ON THIS SUMMER'S MAGICAL RIDE:
Laptop Power Supply
Spectacles (Eyeglasses)
Sleep
The last cheeky episode of ENTOURAGE
One Pair of Ugly Shorts (on purpose)
Socks (a variety of course)
One Juggling Ball
Money
Calories
Virginity
Brain Cells
THINGS I MISSED THIS SUMMER:
deadline (once)
Toilet (repeatedly)
dogs
Mexican Food
Surfing
Her
THINGS I GOT USED TO:
Mayonnaise
Rain
Sausage
You Tube
Dirty Laundry
smelling fine
Tim
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3 comments:
I love the title of your blog -
Structured Randomness. It really suits you both.
Gary, I have a few questions about your poetic spewings and your list of lost items and missed items. Where were you that you missed all these great things?
I find it interesting that you announced loosing your virginity this summer, perhaps that is why your wife didn't get pregnant a couple of years ago....?
Also I find it odd that you didn't mention loosing any weight this past year. I have gained several pounds and have been looking to give it back to whoever lost it.... ha!
I haven't read your lengthy posting on The Burden of Faith yet, but I promise that I will.
I'll admit at the moment, I've only read half of that lengthy posting that you wrote over a year ago. but I'm about to finish it. I was pretty confused myself about the virginity stuff when I first read it, but then I realized that a lot of that stuff wasn't true.
I have now finished that post and it is very good. Long & wordy, challenging even, but very good. Everyone read it and comment on it.
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